With the opportunity of a lifetime, you could
- Have Josh and Ben stay with you for a week so they can eat all your food and ruin your house.
- Have them steal your phone and 'accidentally' send your mum your nudes.
- Have Josh and Ben come to your house, take everything off of your bedroom wall and paint a mural of themselves.
- Have them take you to minigolf on a Wednesday.
- Have them sit you down and paint a picture of you (one painting from Ben, one painting from Josh)
- Have them open up to you about their love life, family matters and burning secrets.
- Punch both of them in the face.
- Have them take you to a restaurant of your choosing where they will yell at the chef and leave the place in a mess.
- Have them perform both albums (A Goddamn Christmas Miracle and It's Jesus Time ALREADY?) in full, live in your living room or other space, provided that you pay for the other space to be used.
- Take them to Bunnings, let them buy you some lightbulbs or a toilet seat and maybe even a sausage on bread (but Josh is vegetarian so take him to the plant section and force him to eat dirt).
- Take them to your school for a day so they can climb out the windows of your classroom, irritate the teacher, embarrass themselves in front of all your friends and confront your bully.
- Give them to your kid/younger sibling for a day so they can take them to their primary school as show and tell, where they can accidentally swear and ruin their childhood by calling little Timmy a prick.
- Have them cook you dinner.
- Have them refurnish your house.
- Have them fix your waterpipes.
- Have them organise a Halloween party for you and your friends, regardless of Ben's birthday on October 31st. They'll be DJs and play their album on repeat, do stand up comedy for your friends, and buy food, which will just be boxes of Shapes. As long as the party ends at 9pm. That's their bedtimes.
- Have them set up a bank account and manage your finances.
- Have them give you a lil kiss.

Available anytime in 2017. Contact the boys to make times. Comes with CD copy of 2016's It's Jesus Time ALREADY?